Question: Who am I?
Answer: The name badge is a clue!
Question: What am I doing wearing a sash?
Answer: It's a beauty pageant and you've just come last!
...actually it's a Mr Universe competition!
Marion thought he scrubbed up well in the suit - shame it's only on loan from Moss Bros.
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